I do what I wanna do

I am my own dog. I do what I wanna do. This includes the following:

1. Turn in circles.
   
2. Walk around when I poop.
3. Show sudden bursts of affection for Tam including but not limited to, jumping on the couch and laying on her belly to stare at her, pushing my head under her hand so she can pet me, and jumping in her lap while she is sitting in the chair.
4. Prance around at random intervals.
5. Sleep in the bathroom.
6. Stick my wet nose to the back of people's knees.
7. Trick people other than Tam into petting me. ie see picture below.
   

There you have it.
Sam